There is not a voice of reason on The Real Housewives of Miami. There never has been, and there never will be.

Instead, there are nine hyenas, all trying to be the loudest, funniest, most chaotic in the room, and that’s never been more evident than this cast trip to Seville, where note-taking is treated as an attack, pinky promises have become blood oaths, and a private plane is given more rigorous security than the TSA would for a commercial flight. It’s almost too much to focus on.

Fresh off last week’s cliffhanger about her divorce proceedings, Lisa breaks down in tears while she tries to find an online notary. Meanwhile, the ladies downstairs litigate if they can maintain sympathy for Lisa given how annoying she is, causing Adriana to burst into tears herself while dressed in a pot

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