NEW YORK, NY — Conservative pundits claim that Madelynn McMammaral, a somewhat attractive woman who recently made her first media appearance in a short video where she just repeated "Wokeness Is Gaytarded" in different accents for three minutes straight, is now the most influential right-wing symbol in the world.

Conservatives across America have stepped up to praise McMammaral's performance, noting that "this is exactly the sort of strong voice of integrity that we need right now" and that "Madelynn provides a stunning rebuttal to the ever-encroaching flood of Marxist Commie Wokism."

McMammaral has also proved to be particularly popular among libertarians, for unknown reasons."Wow…just look at her — I mean, that's such a powerful message!" sighed Libertarian man and Magic-the-Gathering

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