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We asked twelve conservative celebrities what their New Year's resolutions are. Several of them asked us how we got into their homes in the first place, but all of them gave us a thoughtful answer as we were being escorted out by security. Here's what they said:

1. Ben Shapiro - Experience a human emotion for the first time.

2. Jordan Peterson - Eat fewer fruits and vegetables.

3. Candace Owens - Totally OWN 8 times as many socialists as she did in 2022.

4. Matt Walsh - Find someone who can explain to him what a woman is.

5. Steven Crowder - Find someone who can change his mind.

6. Dennis Prager - Kick his bad habit of smoking 2 cigars a day, and smoke 3 cigars a day instead.

7. Rush Limbaugh - Convince God to send him back down for at least

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