Chuck Norris, an honorary Texan , has lived long enough and well enough to see himself become a meme, maybe THE meme. Chances are, if you’ve visited the internet in the last twenty years, you’ve been exposed to a Chuck Norris Fact—hell, you might’ve come up with one. Death once had a near–Chuck Norris experience. After he was born at the hospital, Chuck Norris drove his mom back home. Chuck Norris uses a stunt double—for crying scenes. A hundred years from now, few may remember Walker, Texas Ranger , but the man’s contribution to the birth of a new internet culture will still matter. In this way, he is immortalized by the kind of humor that makes uncles chuckle.

The real Chuck Norris, of course, is still alive. He’s 85, and these days, his ass kicking seems to happen mostly on Came

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