CLEARWATER, FL — Superstar actor Tom Cruise, fresh off a promotional tour for Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning , was reportedly kicking himself after learning that he could have been using CGI for stunts this whole time.
Cruise, who has been injured during the production of several of his films due to the dangerous stunt work involved, is now in his 60s and has only just now learned that his years of physical risk and sacrifice were all completely unnecessary.
According to insiders, the bombshell revelation hit Cruise like a bag of bricks after a close friend informed him that the sandworms in Dune were computer-generated.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Computer graphics? What does that even mean?" Cruise allegedly asked after hearing the shocking news. "Is this why Spielberg wouldn't