Golden retrievers are walking sunshine with fur. They’re sweet, loyal, and endlessly goofy, but living with one means you’re constantly caught between laughing and wondering how you ended up with such a bizarre roommate. Here are the quirks every golden parent knows all too well.

1. The Wet Sock Ambush

If you’ve ever stepped barefoot on a mysteriously soggy sock and immediately yelled the name of your dog, congratulations, you’re a golden retriever owner. These dogs have a deep obsession with carrying around laundry like it’s treasure. Whether it’s socks, underwear, or an old dish towel, your pup will proudly parade it around, soaking it with slobber for good measure.

2. The Never Ending Lean

Goldens don’t just sit beside you, they become one with you. Their signature move is leaning t

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