Gavin Newsom Trolls Trump With ‘PATRIOT’ Merch Shop – Where $100 Signed Bibles Are ‘Sold Out’

David Gilmour Aug 25th, 2025, 7:30 am

California governor Gavin Newsom escalated his trolling campaign against President Donald Trump by launching a tongue-in-cheek “Patriot” merchandise store, complete with mock listings of $100 “Holy Bibles” – signed by him – which he joked had sold out within hours.

Newsom has spent weeks parodying the president’s signature online persona and writing style. On Sunday, in a further trolling move, he announced he’d launched his new shop:

“THE PATRIOT SHOP IS NOW OPEN!!!!” Newsom declared on Sunday via X. “MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS IS THE GREATEST MERCHANDISE EVER MADE. PLEASE ENJOY, AMERICA!”

The store offers MAGA-red hats that read “Newsom was

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