CAMBRIDGE, MA — As another summer winds to a close, a startling new study revealed that a surprising 92% of all parents' summer vacations are spent adjusting their children's swim goggles.

"This activity overrides everything else," said Dr. Robert Gibbler, lead researcher at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. "Between the months of June and August, our data shows the average parent stops to adjust a child's goggles at least 1,739,046 times. This simply leaves very little time to do anything else all summer long."

When reached for comment, parents from across the country confirmed the study's findings. "Oh yeah, totally," said Micah Schmidt, father of six. "From the time I get up in the morning until the kids mercifully go to bed at night, the entire day is nothing but an unending

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