Owning a Cane Corso isn’t just about having a loyal guardian by your side. It’s about learning to live with a 100 pound toddler who thinks they’re subtle but actually behave like a linebacker in fur. If you share your life with one, you already know the quirks that make them both hilarious and impossible to ignore.
1. The Silent Shadow
No matter how many times you turn, your Corso will be there right behind you. Need to brush your teeth? They’re standing in the bathroom doorway. Grabbing something from the fridge? They’ve already claimed the prime position to trip you. Privacy becomes a distant memory the moment they move in.
2. The Sofa Ownership Debate
Cane Corsos don’t ask permission. They just take the couch, spread out like royalty, and leave you clinging to the edge like a guest