WASHINTON, D.C. — In a stealth move aimed at rounding up as many illegal immigrants as possible, President-Elect Donald Trump was reportedly finalizing plans to set up taco traps around the D.C. area.

As part of his hardline stance against illegal immigration, Trump commissioned an expert team of engineers to devise state-of-the-art migrant traps consisting of a wooden box propped up by a stick with a string attached to it featuring tacos as the bait.

"This is the best way to get these illegal immigrants out of the country," Trump told reporters. "I should know, because I thought of the idea and all my ideas are the best. We take a taco, a little guac, a little lettuce, some beans, or whatever, and we put them under a box with a stick and a string. Fantastic idea, one of the best. Many p

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