NEW YORK, NY — According to sources, Hell's Kitchen superhero Daredevil was overheard thanking God for making him go blind and saving him the horror of watching She-Hulk twerk with rap artist Megan Thee Stallion.

"I have no problem facing a dozen ninjas from The Hand on my own or even battling the diabolical schemes of the Kingpin, but when I heard about She-Hulk twerking with Megan Thee Stallion, I threw up in my mouth a little bit," Daredevil said in a gruff whisper while perched on a rooftop gargoyle. "It was the first time I've ever been thankful to be blind."

People who did see the twerking fiasco were appalled at the sight and began crying out for earth's mightiest heroes to save them from the torture. Others begged for Thanos to return and end things once and for all.

Josiah Smit

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