WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of firing long-time White House lawn guy Juarez Stevenson, Secretary of State Marco Rubio scored yet another position today, with Trump naming Rubio interim Lawn Guy.

Trump reportedly tapped Rubio to take care of the White House lawn because of his outstanding performance as Secretary of State, Archivist of the United States, National Security Advisor, and Administrator of USAID.

"They asked me, 'Mr. President, who do you want edging and trimming the lawn while Stevenson's out?' and I told them, 'Get Rubio. He's the best,'" Trump told reporters. "He's a workhorse, little Marco is. Does an amazing job. Everyone in the White House says so. And have you seen how good his hair is? Such a perfect part. If he trims his sideburns like that, imagine what he could d

See Full Page