It’s only a four hour bus ride from Seville to Marbella, but a 22-minute flight has wreaked havoc on the entire cast of The Real Housewives of Miami. This is what anti-public transit propaganda does to a community.

Stephanie Shojaee, the newest Housewife in Miami, has tried everything she possibly can to integrate herself in the group, and she’s falling back on what she knows best: being bossy and annoying.

Somehow, this hasn’t exactly landed with everyone, as Alexia and Marysol have decided to ditch the power trip to Marbella after Stephanie’s somewhat deranged tirade at the end of last week’s episode. Who knew it wouldn’t land well to sit in a hotel lobby drawing a flight map while eagerly assigning one of your friends to prison row?

Stephanie Shojaee has never had a friend before.

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