Sabrina Carpenter is bringing back MTV Cribs — well, kind of. On Aug. 29, the singer dropped “House Tour” as part of her new album Man’s Best Friend , where she proudly shows off her new home to listeners. The house just so happens to be on “Pretty Girl Avenue.”

On the '80s-inspired banger, Carpenter comes back from a first date and decides to take her new lover back home. “Do you want the house tour?” she asks on the chorus. “I could take you to the first, second, third floor, and I promise none of this is a metaphor.” This means, of course, that the entire song is a metaphor.

Carpenter then gives her date the house rules, warning him to “never enter through the back door” and to beware of the “waxed floors,” while teasing that her place is “where your dreams come true.” Despite her

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