This week:

Time to Shell Out Some Cash

It is against every cynical impulse and curmudgeonly part of my DNA to be earnestly excited over the news that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged.

Should we care this much about what these two rich idiots are doing with their lives? Absolutely not. Does it feel good, at a time when every push alert I get on my phone is about some civil liberty being stripped, children being shot, and World War III being on the precipice, to receive one that’s just “Hey, These Two Famous People Are Getting Married”? Absolutely yes.

This is going to be our country’s royal wedding, as I wrote the day when the news dropped. (Read that piece here. Give me the clicks!)

It’s so rare for there to be news that everyone cares about. And everyone, from my parents

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