Here is billionaire Jerry Jones, driving a jalopy of a bus in the passing lane. Operating at merge-lane speeds, he twists the radio volume knob to the left, covers the fuel gauge, chucks his navigation system out the window and hammers the brakes.

The Cowboys woke up Friday to find an owner-slash-general manager and franchise walking down the on-ramp toward the 2025 regular season.

Even Madden NFL simulations reject the Micah Parsons-to-Green Bay deal that Dallas executed on Thursday, an inexplicable maneuver from a front office claiming to be “all in” to win another Super Bowl.

Perhaps the only GM who could make Mavericks personnel maestro Nico Harrison look good even after trading franchise centerpiece Luka Doncic , Jones threw a tantrum for the entire league to see — and the Cowboy

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