HARRISBURG, PA — The hotly contested race for the Pennsylvania U.S. Senate seat has had its share of controversies, but none of them compare to the most recent brouhaha, as new photos have surfaced showing a neck lump with a gross, disgusting politician growing out of it.

The neck lump's campaign office has issued a statement asking for privacy following the virally-shared photo of the fleshy growth of putrid politician protruding awkwardly from the neck lump.

"The hoodie makes sense now; it was there so the neck lump could hide from view," said one TMZ journalist. "I'd hide my face too if I had a politician growing out of me like that."

Dr. Ralph Blanship, who specializes in treatments for malignant politicianomas, when asked whether he believed the politician bulging from the neck lum

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