After Trump's executive order that banned castrating kids, America's gender surgeons have suddenly found themselves out of a job. Sad!

Despite our differences with them, we at the Babylon Bee have graciously compiled a list of perfect landing spots for newly unemployed gender surgeons:

Pickle slicer at a deli : Because, you know.

Person who takes peanuts out of their shells at the factory: An easy transition.

Mohel: You wouldn't get to cut off the whole thing, but it's better than nothing.

Swashbuckler: Take other people's property and chop off a part of them as you do!

Sushi Chef: Trade that scalpel for a Sashimi knife.

Travel back in time to when eunuchs were popular and be the guy who does the eunuch-making: It's perfect.

Serial killer: Really it's the same job, you just

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