The latest battle in America’s woke wars featured a country-themed restaurant-and-store which gloried in the name of Cracker Barrel. The senior management of Cracker Barrel Old Country Store Inc. tried to modernize their enterprise by simplifying its logo and removing the image of an overall-clad man leaning on a barrel.

MAGA spotted a plot by woke managers to destroy another corner of Old America. Battle ensued. The company restored the overall-clad man.

MAGA is now celebrating yet another victory over the woke revolution, but the victory is not only ridiculous but Pyrrhic.

The real threat

Ridiculous because the people behind the redesign were not woke revolutionaries but paint-by-numbers managers. Pyrrhic because the corporate homogenization of American culture will continue. Cracker

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