Death, taxes, and Week 1 upsets—those are the only three guarantees in life. The 2025 season didn’t waste a single second proving that right. Boise State, fresh off a playoff run, got humbled by South Florida in a 34–7 nightmare. The Army Black Knights — who just last December hoisted an AAC title, got dragged into double overtime and left embarrassed by Tarleton State, a team most fans couldn’t even point out on a map. Then, Hugh Freeze ‘s Auburn bested Baylor in a game the Bears were supposed to win (per analysts). The point is, half of Week 1 already looks like a meme. And the crazy part? We’re just getting started. The upset train isn’t slowing down, and a few more big names are about to get smacked.
1. UCLA Bruins vs Utah Utes
Utah walks into the Rose Bowl stadium as a 5.5-point f