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We all know Thanksgiving is a time of family and delicious food, but is your Thanksgiving historically accurate ? Tap into your heritage and spice up your holidays by making your Thanksgiving more true to history than ever before this year!
Here are some tips:
Wait for half your relatives to die in the harsh winter before celebrating: You'll have less drama.
Invite famous Native American Elizabeth Warren to bring you a deer carcass: Delicious!
Make the women do all the cooking over an open hearth: And have them ditch the pumpkin pie for a historically authentic eel pie.
Ask Uncle Bob to deliver a 3-hour Puritan sermon before eating: It's better than listening to his political rants.
Weld an oil funnel onto your 12-gauge and go skeet shooting