LYNDONBERG, PA - Local progressive Christian and liberal religious blogger Landon Gerry is being heralded as a hero of the faith for ensuring the survival of Christianity by gradually denying every major Christian doctrine, sources confirmed Wednesday.

Religious commentators around the country agreed that Gerry's heroic defense of the faith, comprised primarily of rejecting everything Christians have believed since the New Testament was completed, is the last hope for Christianity's survival in the 21st century.

"If Landon hadn't compromised everything we hold dear, the faith would be in real trouble," one pastor in California told reporters. "Thanks, Landon. We owe it all to you buddy!"

The blogger, who writes daily on current social issues and their relationship to human faith and dou

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