At The Babylon Bee , we are Christian film experts. There's no horn-tooting involved here; we're just speaking the truth. So, we decided to leverage our collective experience and brainpower to come up with a list of 23 Christian movies that NEED to be made - like, now. We think you'll agree with us.

1.) A movie based on amillennial eschatology where nothing happens.

2.) A King James-only pastor is granted an array of supernatural powers after praying the sinner's prayer for the 490th time. He uses his newfound gifts to soar around the galaxy frying atheists with his heat vision. Kirk Cameron stars.

3.) In a post-apocalyptic world, teens from each of several districts are sent to fight in a Bible trivia contest to the death.

4.) Down on his luck, a seminary professor is forced to co

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