American presidents have been giving nicknames to members of their cabinet ever since George Washington first started calling John Adams "Johnny Boy." It's an endearing yet enduring presidential tradition.

We at the Babylon Bee have obtained Joe Biden's personal list of nicknames for his close advisors. Take a look and see how Biden really thinks about his inner circle.

Lloyd Austin: "The Black One" — He's black so this one fits perfectly.

Pete Buttigieg: "The Gay One" — Classic.

Karine Jean-Pierre: "The Frumpy-Hair Lesbo" — An upgrade from his previous nickname: "The Gay Black One."

Kamala Harris: "Cackles McGee" — Sometimes even "impeachment insurance" during less formal moments.

Jill Biden: "Nice Lady-Nurse" — Couldn't have said it better.

Barack Obama: "Boss Man" — Ver

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