Mike the guard at the Sea Girt Army Camp had his radio tuned to a Fantasy Football broadcast when I drove up to the gate last week. We talked about his Fantasy team and I asked him what it was called. He said, “It’s kind of embarrassing. I have to change it.” When I pressed, he sheepishly said, “Hawk Tuah.” My wife laughed so hard she couldn’t breathe. Good luck this season Mike! May Hawk Tuah spit in the face of adversity.

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