Please. I am begging you. Stop inviting Harry Styles to stuff. Stop inviting him to weddings. Stop inviting him to Glastonbury. Stop inviting him out on dates. Stop encouraging him to run a marathon. Styles is too distracted, and it’s keeping him from the most important work of his life: recording and releasing his fourth album. It would be one thing if Styles vanished from the public eye. That would be a respectable shift from a figure who has spent more than a decade doing everything in plain sight. It would be another thing if he was off filming a movie for the first time in a few years. We’ve had months, however, of Styles sightings as he gallivants about town doing everything he can that’s not working on new music. Please. Stop inviting him out. He has major work to do.

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