So, you've decided to join all the cool New Yorkers who are moving to Florida? Congratulations! It'll be just like snowbirding, except it'll last forever! Unfortunately, it's been said that New Yorkers often experience a significant culture shock when they first arrive in the Sunshine State.

Fortunately, The Babylon Bee is here to help you through the adjustment with this helpful list of 10 things that you should prepare for:

When it's hot, that's called "summer": It's also called "winter," "spring," and "fall."

Tax dollars won't have to pay for immigrants to live in Marriott hotels: Instead, your money will be used to fly immigrants to Martha's Vineyard.

You're less likely to be shot on your way to your mailbox: And at the grocery store. And while you're getting gas. And while cros

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