NEW YORK, NY - In anticipation of Cecile Richards' resignation as president of Planned Parenthood, the organization has been circulating internally a memo discussing several possible candidates to replace the long-time leader of the abortion provider. This list was leaked Wednesday by an unknown source.

"We all know Queen Cecile is going to leave some huge pink heels to fill," the document said. "There's a VERY short list of people in all of human history who have so ruthlessly and efficiently slaughtered millions. But we must find her replacement, and move forward toward our Final Solution. The machine must not slow!"

The memo provides a list of notable people who could possibly fill Richards' soon-to-be vacant position, along with company notes providing their reasoning for and thought

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