Tell me you turned it off.

Tell me you saved your Sunday and your sanity.

Tell me you didn’t go the entire, embarrassing distance to witness the Miami Dolphins being penalized for 12 men in the huddle on fourth down from the 2-yard line in the 54th minute of a 30-0 disaster at that point. Twelve men!

And tell me didn’t have to see — after De’Von Achane ran 11 hard yards for their best play and lone score — that Tua Tagovailoa called time-out before running the 2-point play. A timeout? Is that a first in NFL history?

See, they were awful all the way to the very end of this dismal beginning . You waited eight months for that? Indianapolis 33, Dolphins, 8 said they’re worse than last year if it sticks. What’s clear is they had the worst opener of any NFL team — and, yes, I know all t

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