ATLANTA, GA - Just as Lia Thomas was about to make history as the first-ever transgender athlete to win a Division I championship in any sport, Lia was abruptly passed by another swimmer in a dinghy. The swimmer, Emma Weyant, left Lia in her wake as she zipped by and went on to win the 500-yard freestyle race.

"Well folks, it looks like we are going to have a pretty boring race today as a mediocre male has decided to race in the women's Championship - OH WAIT WHAT'S THIS?! It appears swimmer Emma Weyant has acquired a motorized dinghy boat and is barreling down her lane!" said ESPN announcer Pete Flagelton. "Wow, folks, this is quite the surprise. Looks like things just got taken up a notch!"

Emma continued to make quite the splash as she effortlessly zoomed past the other contestants, c

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