Hello Trash Pandas, and welcome to the Trash Report! I hope you are living and thriving, which are two words that should rhyme, but don't. Let's start pronouncing "thriving" like "living" and say it means both? Does that count as a portmanteau if it's just changing the pronunciation? Also, don't you guys think that when a woman comes up with a portmanteau we should call it a portwomanteau?

I digress. Let's gossip!

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was grilled by the Senate last week on his reckless vaccine policies that will cause needless suffering and deaths and he did not sound great doing so, partly because of the obvious lying and partly because of his zombie voice. (I know the voice is not part of him being bad, but since he is bad we can make fun of the voice.) In response to the mess he's ma

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