At last, the time has come to unveil our latest literary masterpiece, The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy.

We hear a lot about democracy these days, how it's in peril, how the evil ULTRA-MAGA Trump supporters want to destroy it, and how it will be over forever if your preferred candidate doesn't win in November! Oh no!

To protect our Sacred Democracy™ from all who threaten it, you need to be equipped with the knowledge that can only be found in this definitive guide. In it, you'll learn:

How democracy came about

How our most sacred democratic institutions protect your rights and never, ever fail us

All the other, terrible forms of government that exist besides democracy

How to bribe a politician to get your way and make TONS of money

Why America isn't really a democracy — wait, WHA

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