Flying high isn’t all peanuts and turbulence — at least not if you’re Argentine flight attendant Barbara “Barbie Bac” Bacilieri.

The 29-year-old YouTube star, who entertains 2.7 million fans with her in-flight tales, just spilled the n o-fly rules she thinks all plane passengers should follow .

Rule No. 1? Keep the wisecracks to yourself — the crew’s got enough on their hands without your stand-up routine at 30,000 feet.

“When the ‘Society of the Snow’ movie came out, a passenger told me, ‘If anything happens, I give you my consent to eat me.’ I was like ‘What?!’” Bacilieri told What’s The Jam. 3

She added that others even have the nerve to joke, “Who’s flying? If it’s a woman, let me know, I’m getting off.”

All jokes aside, Bacilieri says there are other practical rules, espec

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