I think we can all agree ahead of time that this is purely for entertainment’s sake and that the entire essence of TikTok is not really in keeping with the sometimes loose and usually personal ideals of punk. However, strictly hypothetically, what would some of our biggest punk rock icons do if they somehow got their hands on the dreaded app?

jello biafra

It’s possible that, had TikTok somehow been around in 1979, Jello Biafra’s campaign for Boy Mayor of San Francisco (as he was only 21) would have gone better. He would have gotten more of the youth vote, in any case. Word would spread far and wide, all the newly 18-year-olds would flock to voting booths in droves, and Jello Biafra would become Mayor of San Francisco by a landslide. When the kids get organized, they can make some big mon

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