*Dramatic license used. I did not count. But considering I know how many I lost in the last one, I can safely say that it averaged at least 40 per level.
Hello, fellow gamers and general pop culture jackals of ONTD! Today, September 13th 2025, marks the 40th anniversary of Super Mario Bros! While Mario, and his vastly superior brother Luigi (all hail the uncut king!), already existed prior to this game, Super Mario Bros, released on the Famicom, was what really put the characters on the map, giving them a hold on the pop culture zeitgeist that they've really never let go of. And I've played basically all of the core Super Mario [put the rest of the title here] games across my many years of gaming. I openly loathe the character of Mario, because I stan the hell out of Luigi, but his games