Somebody tell Donald Trump not to tune in to the Emmys tonight. His longtime nemesis, Stephen Colbert, just received a hero's welcome while presenting this year's award for best actor in a comedy series to Seth Rogen for his work on "The Studio." "Thank you very much. You're very kind," Colbert quipped after getting cheers and a standing ovation. "Sit down. We gotta go. But while I have your attention, is anyone hiring?"

We're guessing that scene must've wounded the ego of a certain, erm, someone in Washington, D.C. "I've got 200 very qualified candidates here tonight who will be available in June," Colbert said while reaching into his jacket pocket to bring out his résumé. "I just — I haven't had a chance to update my headshot in a bit, but I think it still works," he added. "I only have

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