Idon’t know if this post actually bears out this theory, but because we don’t typically expect sheers or much skin at the Emmys, it felt like we got more than usual last night. Just for fun, we decided to turn it into a scale, from least sheer — so, really just at the ankles; we are not clutching our pearls here, people — to ZOIKS. Which is… well, you can probably guess from the collage up there.

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