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JUDEA — New historical evidence may indicate that the prodigal son returned home after his father changed the Netflix password on him, according to scholars of the ancient world.

While most historians have typically agreed that the prodigal son returned home because he ran out of money, newly discovered manuscripts suggest that the prodigal son was actually forced to head home after he realized that he could no longer access his father's Netflix account.

"Contrary to all previous interpretations of the parable, it really does seem like the prodigal son was doing all right eating swine food, at least until he couldn't get into the family Netflix account anymore," said Dr. Esias Joiner, an expert papyrologist. "It was certainly difficult for him to keep going after spending t

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