MINNEAPOLIS — Saying the Yankees have beaten the Twins with regularity is like saying there’s a bit of rush-hour foot traffic at Grand Central Station.

It doesn’t quite cover it.

Because the Yankees record against the Twins, including the postseason, since 2002 is among the more inconceivable statistics in baseball over the last 25 years: 125-45, a winning percentage of .735.

But in the latest example of “That’s baseball, Suzyn” when it comes to the sport’s unpredictability, the playing-for-everything Yankees came out listless Monday night and managed all of two hits in a 7-0 loss to the season-was-over-long-ago Twins in front of a crowd of 22,001 at Target Field that reacted more surprised than anything else.

The loss all but finished the Yankees (83-67) insofar as winning the divisio

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