KYIV - According to international reports, Ukrainian president Zelensky is insulted by the Biden Administration's meager offering of only $33 billion in deadly weaponry, which is less than half of the $86 billion Biden left for the Taliban in Afghanistan.

"I'll be honest, this hurts," said Zelensky to reporters. "I thought our corrupt relationship with the Biden family actually meant something! You guys can't even scrape up $86 billion like you did for the Taliban? Maybe you can just invade our country and then quickly pull out overnight and leave all your weapons here. That might work!"

Sources in Afghanistan reported that the Taliban has offered to "one-up" Biden's offer with their own shipment of arms and ammunition to Ukraine since there are so many extra guns lying around and they d

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