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The FBI’s Salt Lake City office reportedly breathed a sigh of relief that the search had reached its conclusion when the assassin arrived and placed himself in handcuffs.

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“He has skills and experience that are unmatched in this type of investigation. Also, he looks remarkably like a furry,” the source said.

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After poring over a lengthy, detailed explanation by the killer of why he carried out his attack, the media stated the motives remain shrouded in mystery.

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Charity Sparks, an account manager for a marketing company, lost

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