President Donald Trump’s helicopter landed on the grounds of Windsor Castle on Wednesday, officially kicking off his second state visit to the United Kingdom (he visited for the first time in 2019). This means he’ll get to spend a couple of days doing his favorite thing: being fêted by rich people in gilded rooms. Alongside the president is First Lady Melania Trump , who is also engaging in one of her favorite pastimes: hiding .

When the couple emerged from Marine One to be greeted by Prince William and Kate Middleton, Melania was wearing a Dior suit and appeared to be obscuring half of her face with a wide-brimmed purple hat. It’s one of her many hats that says, “Even if you wanted to look me in the eye, I would not allow it,” or perhaps even, “I don’t want to be here.”

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