FEDERAL WAY, WA — Local wife Kristina Madsen was disappointed to learn over the weekend that her husband didn't actually have "two tickets to the gun show" as he'd previously asserted.

"When he said, ‘Hey, honey, I've got two tickets to the gun show,' I was excited because that sounded like something fun to attend this weekend," Madsen reported. "Then I realized he was referring to his arms. I love him, but his arms aren't really 'guns.' They're more like pool noodles. Or maybe those flappy arms from those wacky inflatable flailing arm-tube men."

"I was kinda hoping to go to an actual gun show."

Brad Madsen admitted he was attempting to impress his wife with the "I've got two tickets to the GUN SHOW!" routine, but realized he might have oversold the bit when he saw how disappointed his

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