If you’re not watching the 34th season of Dancing With the Stars for the showmances , then you should probably be tuning in for Robert Irwin. The 21-year-old son of famed crocodile hunter Steve Irwin is turning out to be this season’s No. 1 cutie (sorry, Dylan Efron ). After his first performance last night, during which he leapt off a safari truck and bounded over his dance partner, Whitney Carson’s, head to the tune of “Born to Be Wild,” viewers are shocked, delighted, and publicly horny for the blond Australian. Suddenly, I’m struck with the urge to tune in again next week. Is this the hottest DWTS has ever been?

Until now, I knew DWTS as a show watched by moms nationwide. (Per the New York Times , the show’s audience had a median age of 63.5 in 2022.) But thanks to Irw

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