In the most exciting Bible news since 1611, Zondervan announced today a new Joe Biden Version of the Scriptures. All the books of the Bible have been translated into Joe Biden's native tongue, in hopes that the president and others with dementia can finally understand the Word of God.

Here are ten of the most popular verses from the newest translation of the Bible:

John 3:16 - "For God so loved... you know, the thing, that He gave His only... well, anyway."

Revelation 13:18 - "Let he who hath understanding count the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is six hundred... six hundred million billion... six hundred sixty hundred ...sixty billion... hundred million... and... and... six."

John 1:1 - "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was trunalimun

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