It’s a bird! It’s a plane? No, it’s a battle of the undefeated!
Those matchups are a whole lot harder to come by now than when the jackets (or hoodies, for the youngins) come out, so might as well celebrate them while they’re somewhat plentiful, like the sunshine that blesses us at kickoff and disappears sooner and sooner as the weeks wear on.
Without digressing too far from what’s flying around, Kosmo has his share of birds whispering to him (as the preferred tweet in these parts, one might say). Yes, they might fly a bit slower than social media, but they still flock at a decent enough speed.
It seems, though, one might’ve flown and cracked Kosmo in the noggin (luckily not the crystal ball, because where you get one of these repaired, heaven knows). Your wise one might’ve gone over .5