U.S. — It's been a strange presidential election season thus far and, to be sure, we're still quite early in the process, but reports are presently indicating that, incredibly, psychopathic megalomaniac Donald Trump is somehow garnering a significant portion of the American Evangelical vote.

"I'm doing great with the Evangelicals. They love me, that I can tell you," said the demented, vainglorious Trump on Monday.

"Look," he continued, "the Evangelicals realize the truth, that I'm a good Christian. I really am! I'm such a good Christian that I'm the first man in history to become a Christian without ever asking God for forgiveness. And that's just tremendous."

When asked about the moral implications of electing a deranged casino magnate and insufferable narcissist who not long ago suppo

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