Let it be known: I recoiled more times during “A Big Bold Beautiful Journey” than at “House of 1000 Corpses.” movie review

A BIG BOLD BEAUTIFUL JOURNEY Zero Stars

Zero Stars. Running time: 108 minutes. Rated R (language). In theaters.

You’d have to be a Roomba not to wince when Colin Farrell sings the title song of the Broadway musical “How to Succeed In Business Without Really Trying.”

Come to think of it, the words “Without Really Trying” suit this moldy cupcake of a movie splendidly.

Director Kogonada’s adjective-challenged romantic blahmedy starring Farrell and Margot Robbie is a work of magical realism — though that’s giving it too much credit — about two sexy singletons who meet at a rain-soaked wedding, and embark on a road trip through time to relive their quite unremarkable

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