Elon Musk fancies himself equal parts comedic genius and free speech warrior. Turns out he sucks at both.

Musk has never missed a chance to pat himself on the back for his free speech bona fides and for sticking it to the Big Mean Leftists, who hate free speech and made comedy illegal. So he must have come out guns a-blazin’ to decry ABC for suspending Jimmy Kimmel, right?

Yeah, not so much. All Musk could offer up was a paltry little bit of government suck-up on X, saying that Kimmel is “disgusting.”

Come on, man. What happened to comedy being legal now, thanks to your magnanimous purchase of Twitter in order to preserve it?

Remember how bleak it was when it was clear that Musk’s purchase of the social media platform was imminent and everyone had to pretend that he was the most absolu

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