NOBLESVILLE, IN - Local woman Cheyenne Phillips displayed a masterful balancing act in alternating profanity and praise on Facebook Thursday, according to sources. Ms. Phillips, 32, had just come home from her moms group when she decided to share with her followers an amusing image of a 1950s-style housewife making a profanity-laden remark about laundry.

Without a missing a beat, Ms. Phillips then reportedly "liked" an acquaintance's post on 1 Peter 1:16, left a "ROFL" comment on a luridly suggestive image posted by a friend, shared an inspiring video of a "Good Samaritan story" from the local news, and followed up with a tirade on ungrateful men that suggested, in colorful language, a biologically impossible act.

Expertly sensing the scales starting to tip toward the lewd side of things

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